Funny Messages for Friends: Friendshi…
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Jokes to tell your friends over text No one understands my joke except you. That make you kinda weird… just like ME. Our friendship is based on a mutual understanding – if you reveal my secrets you’re dead to me. The best part of having losers as friends is that you don’t feel bad about being a loser yourself. Do you know how I’m sure we’ll be friends forever? Because we’re too lazy to find other friends. Just remember that if you lose your shoe at the party tonight, it’s not cause it’s a fairytale… it’s cause you’re drunk. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderpants. Why are toilets always so good at poker? They always get a flush. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. Why should you never trust stairs? Can you fix broken tomatoes? What kind of music do mummies enjoy? My broom was late because it overswept last night. Which dog can perform magic? 1. Do you know how I’m sure we’ll be friends forever? Because we’re too lazy to find other friends What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderpants. Why are toilets always so good at poker? They always get a flush.
No one understands my joke except you. That make you kinda weird… just like ME.
Our friendship is based on a mutual understanding – if you reveal my secrets you’re dead to me.
The best part of having losers as friends is that you don’t feel bad about being a loser yourself.
Do you know how I’m sure we’ll be friends forever? Because we’re too lazy to find other friends.
Just remember that if you lose your shoe at the party tonight, it’s not cause it’s a fairytale… it’s cause you’re drunk.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderpants.
Why are toilets always so good at poker? They always get a flush.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Why should you never trust stairs?
Can you fix broken tomatoes?
What kind of music do mummies enjoy?
My broom was late because it overswept last night.
Which dog can perform magic?
1. Do you know how I’m sure we’ll be friends forever? Because we’re too lazy to find other friends
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